COMPUTER QUOTES

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
~Mitch Ratcliffe

Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate it.
~Author Unknown

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
~Jeff Pesis

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
~One of Murphy's Laws of Technology

A picture is worth a thousand words but it takes 3,000 times the disk space.
~Author Unknown